About
November 13th, 2007 by The I-Dub
Who is the Independent Woman?
- A Repeat Employee of the Month
- A Friend to all of God’s Beasts
- Not old, bald, and fat
- Currently enrolled at the University of Phoenix (online)
A native to the Middle District, the Independent Woman has always combined public service with professional achievement and now her concern for the people of the Middle District has led her to run for Congress against the fat, old, bald guy who currently holds the seat. A graduate of Middle High School, the Independent Woman really thought about joining the military, really, but decided against it when she heard that there’s no guarantee that you get to drive a tank. Instead, she enrolled at the University of Phoenix and began her serving her community as a waitress, which ended abruptly when she formed Operation Fondue, her effort to organize the wait staff. Bringing the same spirit of innovation and commitment to her involvement with Middle District communities, she chaired the effort to keep alcohol regulations out of the local campground and has coordinated many a fine graduation party. She lived with her parents until they kicked her out when she told them she was running for office.